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You can keep your fast moving zombies, 28 years laterS Thehe the most fuck zombies at perhaps ever The movie feature can be found in Tombs on the blind deadA cult movie of 1972, which takes many signals from George A. Romero The night of the living dead But also weaves in abundance of European slice. These hungry ghosts hunt their prey at the speed of the molasses and this includes many scenes in which they drive horses with slow movement.

Still, even the stirring persecution can be a high tension, especially when there are a bunch of ruining knights Templar on your path, who have two goals in their inanimate life: to worship Satan and consume human flesh.

Our unhappy characters find this the hard way when everyone has different reasons to visit a borzano, ruined medieval city in the otherwise picturesque landscape near the border of Spain and Portugal (conveniently, the two countries that co -produced co -produced Tombs on the blind dead). After connecting to a coincidence in a Lisbon pool, former roommates on board Bette (lonely Fleming) and Virginia (Maria Elena Arpon) impulse decide to spend a weekend in the country with Roger (Cesar Berner), the variety of Virginia, which immediately, which is immediately Who immediately shows a flirting interest in Bette. It is unclear if Virginia is more wicked to Roger or Beete-thanks to the lightning with a mild focus, we learn that they were gall Pals with advantages in their teenage years-but it is excited enough to jump from a moving train, for To get out of the situation.

The just luck is that the destroyed Barzano buildings are visible from her escape point, so that she makes her way there, not realizing that she has chosen the worst possible place to enjoy a little loneliness. We get a first-hand look at his lurking horrors-and how easily they wake up-but in accordance with their attachment to a flawless step, Tombs on the blind dead It takes time to bring the other characters into the basket. Bethe and Roger grow up concerned when Virginia does not return, and their worries are combined when a waitress in the area tells them that Barzano is cursed – so cursed, in fact the locals avoid even talking about it. “Modern people do not believe such talk,” she tells them, but it is clear that at 100% she believes that all the gloomy legends of the place.

Tombs on the blind dead It checks the tropes that fans of Gialo and European horrors will immediately recognize, including completely ineffective cops, accompanied by morgue and a luxurious professor, full of the entire case). There are also delightful details included in Nest why dummies? Well, why not? Why is it adjacent to the morgue? Why not?

In the end When they were excommunicated, the crows jumped out. Beth and Roger, who at first glance cannot stand after they were so cunning when they meet, decide to play a detective.

This leads to exponentially more agony, especially when they attract a greasy smuggler and his aggressively excited girlfriend as a reserve, but has an absolutely majestic payment of all this in Act Three. The sad suit that zombies hunt in sound, as they have no eyes, finally gets a big moment, as well as a repetitive lifestyle, where the braceman on the train, which passes past Barzano, refuses to stop for some reason. When the creatures install their horses and start a climate pursuit at speed, the snail would easily overtake, what happens afterwards can very well signal the beginning of the apocalypse. The most Christmas foot Apocalypse ever, but still: a sluggish destruction awaits us all.

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