Bazateball never shows the necessary part of the game

By Robert’s boiling
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When you grew up in the 90s, you probably spent a couple of summer, trying to play Baseketball with your friends after watching the movie and studying the rules of the game. In fact, my friends and I were in such a game in Baseketball, we often conducted discussions over the rules that allowed Bob Kostas to run for our money. When there was no obvious winner after our playoffs, we even held races with two people who passed on Sundays until the winner appeared from the game.

Although we all agreed that the game itself is completely unlike the “horse” and knew the whole semantics with double game and conversion, there is one rule that never installed in the movie shot without stretching?

The rules of the game

Baseketball, the new game that Joe Cooper and Doug Remer (Matt Stone) “took the hood” is exactly what it sounds: Basketball with baseball rules. When the team is thinking from a “bats”, they shoot free throws from different lines, each of which has a different value that corresponds to one -time, double, triple or home launch. The “pitching” team protects the hoop without blocking or solving, but a “psychological” opposition in the form of a sighting cow, verbal intimidation or tasty jokes that catch the dough.

Sounds simple enough, huh?

Wrong!

Baseketball has incredibly simple rules to play this game – “So, guys with bad backs and knees can gather and compete on the same field as the guys who have all rose to the steroids.” But one rule that is never resolved completely Bazateball This is the idea of ​​a bad throw outside your typical psyche that I just understand rhyme with a blow.

Throughout the movie, Joseph R. “Kupa” Cooper, Doug “Sir Svis” Remer and Kenny “Skalary (Diana Bachar) drank after the shot.

When Kupa team, Milouoki beer, wins the Baseketball game, it is mostly because of the legendary psyche, not because their opponents are bad shots. In other words, we are talking about either a free kick after a free throw with incredible accuracy, or having heard and seeing something out of the pocket that the player is overcome by trying to get to the base.

Except the scene where the pile is so drunk that it beats 11, and smells like Christian Slater – approaching my question but not quite – there is no instance Bazateball In which the player, the commentator or the viewer clarifies the rules associated with a simple miss. It is reasonable to assume that the lack of shot leads to the exit, but I still just think after my thousandth species. During this main scene, the coop Actually misses The third home run, which he promised to commit the dream fund (the Lord should really have him for this little boy), but the camera breaks off the scoreboard, which had already spent two exits before he approached him before he approached the bat.

Why do you have to care?

Listen, I know that destroys the rules of a fictional sport that invented David Svker and played guys with Southern park It seems like a funny thing to work on, but there is one reality that we all need to face. Once your kids fall in love Bazateball (Movie and Sport) The Rules of the Game will be discussed on your road and you will have to mitigate the situation by working as an actual judge.

When I finger my seams my loosing boy (I’m not kidding), I decided that a missed shot would be able to leave but I really want to be the final rule, so I don’t know misleading my children when they finally , ready to play this game.