All Nicki Glazer jokes about the beauty and fashion industry
Nicky Glazer can easily win over a crowd with his jokes — and his sense of style.
Glazer, 40 years old hosting the 2025 Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 5, she’s been known to rock mini dresses, platform heels, sparkly ensembles and more as she hits the stage for performances.
While attending the Golden Globe Awards on the red carpet on Thursday (January 2) in Beverly Hills, Glazer dazzled in a custom Off-White ruched suit. Underneath, she wore a black crop top with a cutout at the chest and a glittery hemline.
Not only does Glazer look gorgeous, but she jokes about the beauty and fashion industry. From wanting to raise your eyebrows to feeling pressured to always wear makeup, the comedian always does us to laugh
Comedian Nicki Glazer has put plastic surgery plans on hold to host the annual Golden Globes. “So in January of 2025, I was going to maybe get a brow lift or some very invasive surgery that I was, you know, planning to do,” Glazer, 40, said on Sunday, Dec. 29, broadcast by CBS (…)
Keep scrolling for Glazer’s best beauty and fashion jokes:
Plastic surgery
“I’m going to use the money from tonight (and) lift my eyebrows,” Glazer said in her comedy special with Max in May 2024. Someday you will die. “I know I want it because every time I’m stressed, I’m like, ‘Oh my god, they stole it,'” she said, pulling her face away. “I’ve never felt worse, but I’ve never looked better,” she quipped.
Wardrobe malfunctions
Glazer experienced her own fashion faux pas while appearing in the episode The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in May 2021 As she was virtually introduced to the crowd, Glazer threw her arms open to say “Hi, Jimmy!” But accidentally broke the top of her bright pink shiny jacket.
“My dress just came undone!” Glazer exclaimed, crossing her arms to cover herself. “It was hurtful, let’s move on,” she said, brushing off the incident.
Glazer later took to Instagram to continue the taunt in case of malfunction of the wardrobewriting, “Nippy Glazer showed everyone on the show as well as my friends who were watching on the other side of my computer. I am 💀”.
Wearing makeup
“I look completely different without makeup. I will never be recognized. The other day I was actually recognized without makeup and I was offended,” she said in her Max special. “F— you. Do you think Nicky Glazer looks like this?’
Glazer later joked about how long it takes women to get ready for an event during her time The Hollywood ReporterAnnual Women in Entertainment speech in December 2024.
“Can we all just admit that glamor is taking over our schedules?” – she turned to the crowd. “Everyone started getting ready when it was still dark outside? In fact, I think this very speech I’m giving now could be 20 percent better if I hadn’t spent most of yesterday preparing to feel presentable enough to deliver it.”
She continued: “It’s hard to write a speech on the same day you have to get a tan, get fitted, get your nails done and get bleached…”.
“Let’s just remember that this is the part of our job that men don’t really have to do,” she laughed.
Look hot
Glazer joked that she is treated differently when she wears makeup Someday you will die special. In the episode, she told a hilarious story about how she got free groceries at Trader Joes after the cashier flirted with her when she looked “hot.”
Dirty hairstyles
“The only safe style for a woman these days is to put your hair in a high ponytail,” Glazer quipped during a June 2023 stand-up. “Don’t you dare take it away from us.”
She also joked that men now “own the buns” and she can’t wear her hair up without it turning into a “man bun.”
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“You guys have stolen the most fun, easygoing style from us. I can’t wear my hair in a bun.’
Change of clothes
Glazer looked colorful in a one-shoulder floral mini dress during a performance in Florida in January 2024.
“I reworked a @fboyisland dress for you and then showed up and you all had stylish black blazers and skinny jeans. I got it!” She captioned the post on Instagram at the time.
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